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What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
(Nice belt!)

How much do pirates pay for their earings?
(a buccaneer)

What do prisoners use to call each other?
(cell phones)

What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common?
(They both have the same middle name)

Did you hear that the invisible man married the invisible woman?
(Their children were nothing to look at either.)

If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside?
( K9P )

What question can you never say "yes" to?
(Are you asleep?)

What can you hold without touching?
(Your breath)

What games do ants play with elephants?

What do you call a 100 year old ant/
(an antique)

What do you call a lot of rabbits running backwards?
(a receding hare line)

What is a polygon?
(a dead parrot)

Which bird is always out of breath?
(a puffin)

What is cleverer than a talking cat?
(a spelling bee)

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
(he took too long putting on his boots)

Where does the army keep its fish?
(in  a tank)

What do you call a mountain that boxes?

Why was the math book so sad?
(It had a lot of problems)

What does a ghost read every day?
(his horrorscope)

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
(He didn't have any body to go with)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
(because he didn't have the guts)